It appears the new fashion trend on the PGA Tour is white trousers. Here's the short list of golfers wearing white slacks during the WGC-CA Championship last week at Doral. Geoff Ogilvy, Adam Scott, (albeit with some kind of checkerboard deal), Louis Oosthuzen, yes that Louis Oosthuzen, Sergio, Rory Sabbatini, Lee Westwood, Paul Casy, Ian Poulter, Luke Donald, and Camilo Villegas, to name a few. White pants get dirty. White pants don't represent any kind of power. But mostly, we know what happens to white pants when they get wet. White pants have to go on the golf course. They're just too weird. White pants serve a purpose in society however, just not in golf. Men's golf. White pants are perfectly OK in ladies golf, when they're wet. To address the travesty I've started G.A.W.P., Golfer's Against White Pants. Send donations in care of the author.
Here's average golfer's definitive list of who can wear white slacks......
3. The person that made my doughnut.
4. Lab Techs
7. Ship Captains, thinkin' Love Boat here.
10. First communion recipients.
Got any to add? Lay 'em on me. *(Photo depicts unacceptable use of white pants) Photo by Malingering.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Posted by Average Golfer at 7:16 PM