When I began reading the above quote on his website it sounded like a pitch for an original poetry recital or motivational seminar. I reckon that after nearly three months in a vacuum the Team Woods spin doctors have haggled over every letter and nuance. Should I have expected anything less? No questions will be allowed, so this is merely a prepared statement where the only real question to be answered is "When's he teeing it up again?" We know about the past, no one can predict the future, and the only apology that matters in this average golfer's mind is the special one between him and his family.
So Tiger, Arnie's place or Augusta?