reportedly backed out of his driveway at 2:25 AM this morning, backed into a fire hydrant, then ricocheted into a tree. Tiger's driving exploits have frequently been troubled by trees. This latest incident only proves that the more time you spend in trees the better you are at escaping the trouble.
It appears that the early reports of Woods being seriously injured were exaggerated. It's now said that the 33 year old suffered facial cuts in the incident with his 2009 Cadillac SUV. A statement from Health Central Hospital read he was, "admitted, treated, and released today in good condition."
Bystanders also reported that after hitting the hydrant and the tree Woods' third shot was a gorgeous approach onto his neighbor's "lawn/green" where he then easily converted a five footer for par. That left his scorecard unblemished in everyone's mind except perhaps for Mrs. Woods who was said to be dismayed by his 2:25 AM tee time. The DNF was Woods' first for the 2009 season.