tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44168941032049631042024-03-13T15:20:31.511-04:00Average GolferInnovative Golf Forum. Stinging Wit Required.Average Golferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09046762898552584292noreply@blogger.comBlogger45914tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416894103204963104.post-50382046001180249482022-04-08T19:46:00.003-04:002022-04-08T19:49:18.889-04:00<p><b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"> Average Golfer Returns</span></b></p><p><b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></p><p><b>After a ten year hiatus Average Golfer returns to the interwebs. As expected, a lot has happened in between. The hope is to continue to accurately and still irreverently continue the stinging wit and commentary for what's left of you have come to enjoy. I guess my last post regarding Tiger Woods from 10 years ago doesn't still hold water. </b></p><p><b>Regards, </b></p><p><b>AG</b></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Feel free to share...</div>Average Golferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09046762898552584292noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416894103204963104.post-30744300005776156712012-08-26T21:30:00.001-04:002012-08-26T21:30:21.246-04:00Tiger Woods Now Just a Very Good Pro Golfer.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey, it happens to everyone. Think of your best achievement, sports related or not. Whether you had a 240 bowling average or sold more nuts and bolts than the rest of your co-workers, how long did your streak last? Ten years? Thirteen? Didn't think so. There goes Tiger Woods, major-less since 2008, in disguise on weekends in important tournaments and not the imposing assassin we'd come to expect. Woods' nasty 76 today left him in a T38 slot at <a href="http://thebarclays.barclaysgolf.com/index.html">The Barclays</a>, the first event in the<a href="http://www.pgatour.com/fedexcup/"> FedUp</a> Cup playoffs. Not a major, but since he blanked in the majors this year, you can be assured Woods would have loved to dip his hand into the annual money grab. Why you ask, I answer...<br />
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1. He's 36. Athletes don't perform at 36 they way they did at 26, period. Sure, an occasional aberration occurs, ala Nicklaus' 86 Masters, but by and large no.<br />
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2. Long injury history. Multiple knee procedures don't go away. Even if you're not in immediate pain, the effects of multiple surgeries affect how you perform. See NFL.<br />
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3. He's playing swing, not golf. I have no idea if Sean Foley is a great golf instructor other than to observe his work. His most famous pupil ain't getting it done. Dead left pulls, Balloon right misses and especially approach shots with short clubs are woefully inadequate. Throw in some rather pedestrian putting and there you are.<br />
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4. No more legendary short game. It wasn't that long ago when Woods was in a green side bunker or chipping you were surprised when he didn't make it. Lifestyle changes can affect the amount of time you spend on these parts of the game. Anyone married? I don't know that's the case, but his short game looks like it.<br />
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5. Mental aspect. Woods was always so single minded that his opponents always knew he was more talented and had out-prepared them. Deadly combo. That's not the case any longer. Public train wrecks like his take their toll. Just a fact.<br />
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So, there you go. Expect Woods to win tournaments, he's won three this year. Don't expect the domination seen before 2009.<br />
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Swing hard, they'll make more.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Feel free to share...</div>Average Golferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09046762898552584292noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416894103204963104.post-76082393831964282232012-06-12T22:26:00.000-04:002012-06-12T22:26:30.514-04:002012 US Open - Odds and Expert Picks<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">
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<strong>Tiger Woods, 8/1</strong> - Who else?Y'all know the drill. Of course he can win. Rounding into form. Driver tells the story with toothpick fairways. Hits the stinger, should win.</div>
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<strong>Lee Westwood, 12/1</strong> - There's a reason he hasn't won a major. Ain't got the stones. Save your money.</div>
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<strong>Luke Donald, 12/1</strong> - Missing some strength needed here, but can putt lights out. Possible, not likely.</div>
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<strong>Rory McIlroy, 16/1</strong> - Defends. 5 tool guy. Can win.</div>
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<strong>Phil Mickelson, 20/1</strong> - I don't see it with his wildness, but he's Phil. 1st two hyper competitive days with Piano Teeth will help. Can win.</div>
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<strong>Dustin Johnson, 25/1</strong> - Fine as long as you don't have to think yourself around the course. Not here.</div>
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<strong>Matt Kuchar, 25/1</strong> - Like him a ton. Long enough, straight enough. Putts like a banshee. (Banshees putt?).</div>
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<strong>Justin Rose, 25/1</strong> - Gee, tough one. Everything says he can. Still, unknown lingering doubt. Goin' with no.</div>
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<strong>Jason Dufner, 25/1</strong> - Player of the Year if it ended now. Take him at these odds.<br />
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<strong>Rickie Fowler, 33/1</strong> - If he's on, yes. If not, no. I know that sounds obvious, but Fowler has a ton of moving parts. Timing is crucial in his swing. We'll see.<br />
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<strong>Adam Scott, 40/1</strong> - Tee to green, right up there. Broomstick is the problem. My great friend Chris Romeo is taking him, so I can't.<br />
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<strong>Steve Stricker, 40/1</strong> - Gift pick at these odds. Game is tailor made for this course. Very possible.<br />
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<strong>Sergio Garcia, 40/1</strong> - Nope. Serious head case. Needs help. May be there on Friday, not after.<br />
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<strong>Hunter Mahan, 40/1</strong> - Resting on his laurels from earlier in the season. Possible, doubt it.<br />
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<strong>Jim Furyk, 40/1</strong> - Hmm... Not sure. Has game suited for this track. Good for a flier.<br />
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<strong>Zach Johnson,40/1</strong> - Can't count him out. Huge competitor behind the perma-smile. Like him.<br />
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The rest of the 156 man field is at 50/1+. There's some great picks in there including a number of major champions, ie<strong> Watson</strong>, <strong>Oosthuizen</strong>, <strong>Harrington</strong>, <strong>Els</strong>, <strong>Goosen</strong> (hmm...),<strong> Love III</strong>,<strong> Singh</strong>, <strong>Yang</strong>, <strong>Immelman</strong>,<strong> Kaymer</strong>, <strong>Schwartzel</strong>,<strong> Campbell</strong>. Unfortunately, here at <strong>Average Golfer</strong>, typing isn't our strong suit, so we had to stop somewhere. However, our <strike>staff on crack</strike>, crack staff delivers when it counts with the top three finishers at the 2012 US Open Championship. As usual, gratis...<br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><strong>1. Matt Kuchar</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><strong>3. Zach Johnson</strong></span><br />
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It's <a href="http://www.thememorialtournament.com/">Muirfield Village Golf Club</a>, Dublin, OH, Jack's place, time for the annual Jack-fest. All the legends have their own tourney. Byron, Arnie, and of course Jack, greatest of all time. Jack's is played on a spectacular layout with the reputation for being perfectly groomed. Well, at least as soon as Jack ditched the furrowed bunkers. It's also considered a US Open prep, so many of the world's best are here, part out of respect for Jack and part to get ready for the year's second major championship.</div>
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We're here to help you make some money. <strong>Average Golfer</strong> is always more than willing to assist in the difficult business of golf handicapping. Thank us later. Time for bidness. As usual our British bookie buddies, <a href="http://sports.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/Golf-c110000008">Ladbrokes</a>, supply the odds. We supply the brain power.<strong>* </strong>Without further ado....</div>
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<strong>Luke Donald 9:1</strong> - Deserved off a win in Europe and #1 ranking. Can't leave him out. Could win. Lack of length may hurt him here.</div>
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<strong>Tiger Woods 12:1</strong> - Attracts money regardless of his play. Don't see it. Could win of course, but balky putter, Captain Kirk tee shots are deadly here. Won't win.</div>
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<strong>Rory McIlroy 12:1</strong> - In a recent funk missing consecutive cuts. Smooth swing, buts a few too many moving parts. Not this week.</div>
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<strong>Phil Mickelson 14:1</strong> - Lefty's a threat to win whenever he tees it up. A few errant shots won't bother him. He's been recovering for 20+ years. Could win.</div>
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<strong>Justin Rose 16:1</strong> - Like him a lot at these odds. Very well could win. Straight and long. Never a bad combo.</div>
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<strong>Rickie Fowler 16:1</strong> - Hot golfer. Relies on timing too much for my taste, but lately his timing's been superb. Possible.</div>
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<strong>Bubba Watson 25:1</strong> - Long odds for the Masters champ, but coming off a month long hiatus. Odds are where they should be. Long shot.</div>
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<strong>Jim Furyk 25:1</strong> - Nice course for him. Straight as a Mormon. Jim could win if putter cooperates. Could be said of a lot of guys.</div>
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<strong>Steve Stricker 25:1</strong> - My pick at these odds. Strick has all the tools for this course. Steady and straight and a fantastic putter spells a win. Can win here, did it last year.</div>
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<strong>Adam Scott 25 :1</strong> - Plays above his head many think the broomstick did it, but his putting stats are still in the bottom half. Possible, not likely.</div>
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<strong>Jason Day 33:1</strong> - Not toDay for the Aussie.</div>
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<strong>Webb Simpson 33:1</strong> - Long numbers for a great player. Worth a chase in my book.</div>
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<strong>Bo Van Pelt 33:1</strong> - Best unknown player out there. I could see Bo in some Sunday shootout scenario. </div>
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<strong>Charl Schwartzel 40:1</strong> - Great value pick. Major champ. Must be a South African deal why he's so low. Could win.</div>
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<strong>Ernie Els 40:1</strong> - See Charl Schwartzel.</div>
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<strong>Hunter Mahan 40:1</strong> - Not much love for a multiple winner this year. Another excellent value pick. Could win.</div>
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Other great value picks....<strong> Keegan Bradley, 40:1</strong>, <strong>Nick Watney, 50:1</strong>, <strong>Ben Curtis, 50:1</strong>, and <strong>Ryan Moore, 50:1</strong>.</div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">Average Golfer's 2012 Memorial Tournament Picks</span></div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">1. Steve Stricker</span></div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">3. Phil Mickelson</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">There you have 'em, gratis. Now go make some money.</span></div>
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*Picking winners of golf tournaments has to be the single most difficult task in the sporting world. If you're betting with the grocery money, your car payment, or an engagement ring, you're an idiot. <strong>Average Golfer</strong> accepts no responsibility, expressed or implied, for you being a moron. That said, bet early and often.</div>
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